the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I have post one night stand depression
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