i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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