you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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