I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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