ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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