please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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