Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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