drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
and you fell through a lawn chair
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