ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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