Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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