Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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