just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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