your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize