so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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