guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This is the high leading the old right now
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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