Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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