yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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