I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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