finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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