: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think my moral compass just broke
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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