The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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