shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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