She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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