Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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