i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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