There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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