I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize