The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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