D3 body, D1 cock
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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