I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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