You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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