you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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