dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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