im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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