Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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