i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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