id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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