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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Dignity is for republicans.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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