Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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