Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
