Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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