i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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