do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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