sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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