Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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