Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize