Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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