I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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