? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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