i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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