i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
soo... how was my night?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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