I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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