I love black thongs
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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